Embrace a playful yet relatable take on life's struggles with our "Everything Hurts and I’m Dying" t-shirt. Crafted for those who appreciate humor in the face of adversity, this shirt features bold, eye-catching typography that captures the essence of the weary yet witty soul.
Make a bold statement and let the world know you’re embracing the chaos with humor and style. Ideal as a gift for yourself or the delightful cynic in your life, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who finds joy and laughter even when everything feels heavy. Get yours today and wear your truth proudly!
Our Prices: Ollie only uses the Gildan brand. All shirts are Gildan model 5000 unless we are specifically requested by a customer for a different model. The Gildan 5000 model uses cotton grown in the United States and eco-friendly dye for coloring. All shirts with the exception of high visibility variants are 100% 5.3oz cotton. These shirts are thick and well made, not the thin almost "see through" type that most outlets offer for half the cost of our store.
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Product features
- 100% cotton fabric with unique black flecks
- Dual printing techniques for crisp designs
- Classic fit for comfortable wear
- Tear-away label for irritation-free experience
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat