'My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches, But It Smells Like A Foot' This tee shirt isn't your average t-shirt. It offers a classic fit and comfy wear, perfect for blending into any occasion, whether casual or semi-formal. The ribbed knit collar without seam ensures the collar retains its shape, while the tear-away label provides a scratch-free experience. Made from specially spun fibers, this tee is strong and smooth, making it perfect for printing.
Our Prices: Ollie only uses the Gildan brand. All shirts are Gildan model 5000 unless we are specifically requested by a customer for a different model. The Gildan 5000 model uses cotton grown in the United States and eco-friendly dye for coloring. All shirts with the exception of high visibility variants are 100% 5.3oz cotton. These shirts are thick and well made, not the thin almost "see through" type that most outlets offer for half the cost of our store.
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Product features
- 100% cotton fabric with unique black flecks
- Dual printing techniques for crisp designs
- Classic fit for comfortable wear
- Tear-away label for irritation-free experience
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat